When I get older, losing my games, many years from now... - Matty Malaprop

Even in a post-"Somebody That I Used To Know" world full of Carly Rae Jepsen, Gotye's lasting impression is fairly well undeniable. - Matty Malaprop

Is that an actual One Direction lyric? Really? REALLY?? - Matty Malaprop

Cows come in such strangeways, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

Guess that I don't need that dough / now you're just some money that I used to owe. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like these tots are checkin' out the beat while their DJ revolves their mobile. That didn't even make sense. Sorry. - Matty Malaprop

Have you herd Ludacow's latest single? It's totally bovine! - Matty Malaprop

Failbook? More like WINbook, amirite?