You and Me Both

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afraid,freud,literalism,love,Sigmund Freud,similar sounding
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Because sometimes a cigar is a terrifying phallic symbol. - Matty Malaprop

Bad Joke Eel Talks Sports

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Bad Joke Eel,cannot,double meaning,Hall of Fame,happiness,lingo,literalism,love,nothing,sports,tennis,unobtainable
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Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop

Wintry Love

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glove,sweet nothings,similar sounding,mitten,love,smitten
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I... don't own gloves because I HAVE INCREDIBLY POOR CIRCULATION IN MY EXTREMITIES SO THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING ANYWAY. :( - Matty Malaprop

They're Flying Off the Racks!

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coat,collection,double meaning,fall,fashion,Hall of Fame,literalism,love,new,phones,Sherlock,thanks
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Apparently this is from show called "Sherlock" that I've totally never heard of? - Matty Malaprop

Still Better Than All of Mr. Freeze's Dialog, TBH

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Arnold Schwarzenegger,asta la vista,catchphrase,groan-inducing,i still love,love,similar sounding,still,terminator,vista
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Seems to me like Arnold will never get around to terminating his connection to Vista at this rate... - Matty Malaprop