Still Better Than All of Mr. Freeze's Dialog, TBH

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Arnold Schwarzenegger,asta la vista,catchphrase,groan-inducing,i still love,love,similar sounding,still,terminator,vista
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Seems to me like Arnold will never get around to terminating his connection to Vista at this rate... - Matty Malaprop

How to Keep the Fire Alive

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gifs,tender,lyrics,song,tinder,fire,similar sounding,love View Fullscreen
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Valentine's Day was yesterday, sure, but the campiness of this joke is timeless if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Inappropriate, or Just Honest?

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double meaning,inappropriate,innuendo,love,on top,rambling,rant,scale,wtf
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You know what's really inappropriate here? The placement of the two text blurbs. NOT EVERYONE IS UP-DOWN DYSLEXIC, SUBMITTER. BE A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE NEXT TIME WILL YA? - Matty Malaprop

You Can Say That Again

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alderaan,star wars,lyrics,song,similar sounding,literalism,love
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Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this joke is just a teensy bit forced. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

They're Flying Off the Racks!

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coat,collection,double meaning,fall,fashion,Hall of Fame,literalism,love,new,phones,Sherlock,thanks
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Apparently this is from show called "Sherlock" that I've totally never heard of? - Matty Malaprop

Love With a Porpoise

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literalism,love,porpoise,purpose,similar sounding
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It's the kind of love -- the real, full, mature kind of love -- no manateen can ever really understand. - Matty Malaprop

Wintry Love

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glove,sweet nothings,similar sounding,mitten,love,smitten
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I... don't own gloves because I HAVE INCREDIBLY POOR CIRCULATION IN MY EXTREMITIES SO THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING ANYWAY. :( - Matty Malaprop

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