Cephalopod On My Mind

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animals,love,octopus,picture,puns
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They're Flying Off the Racks!

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coat,collection,double meaning,fall,fashion,Hall of Fame,literalism,love,new,phones,Sherlock,thanks
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Apparently this is from show called "Sherlock" that I've totally never heard of? - Matty Malaprop

You Can Say That Again

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alderaan,star wars,lyrics,song,similar sounding,literalism,love
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Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this joke is just a teensy bit forced. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

Inappropriate, or Just Honest?

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double meaning,inappropriate,innuendo,love,on top,rambling,rant,scale,wtf
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You know what's really inappropriate here? The placement of the two text blurbs. NOT EVERYONE IS UP-DOWN DYSLEXIC, SUBMITTER. BE A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE NEXT TIME WILL YA? - Matty Malaprop

Loaf you dough much

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actions,baking,bread,confused,double meaning,dough,knead,literalism,love,question,yeast
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True Love Knows No Boundaries

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bro,crow,fro,Hall of Fame,love,marilyn monroe,prefix,rhyming,romance,show
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What? No coke addict pictured in the throws of Blowmance? Pleated Jeans, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

Wintry Love

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glove,sweet nothings,similar sounding,mitten,love,smitten
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I... don't own gloves because I HAVE INCREDIBLY POOR CIRCULATION IN MY EXTREMITIES SO THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING ANYWAY. :( - Matty Malaprop