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Seems to me like Arnold will never get around to terminating his connection to Vista at this rate... - Matty Malaprop

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Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop

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Because sometimes a cigar is a terrifying phallic symbol. - Matty Malaprop

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Witty Girlfriend Leaves the Most Adorable Post-its For Her Boyfriend Everyday

All of this cuteness is too much.

The internet was shook with feels when Redditor General-ColinBile posted these post-its "visited my younger cousin and noticed how his girlfriend shows love".

To give context he wrote -- "They were posted on his bathroom mirror. I took them down for better picture taking... Amazingly even at his age, he's mature enough to see she's someone special."

Someone special indeed.

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You know what's really inappropriate here? The placement of the two text blurbs. NOT EVERYONE IS UP-DOWN DYSLEXIC, SUBMITTER. BE A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE NEXT TIME WILL YA? - Matty Malaprop