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alderaan,star wars,lyrics,song,similar sounding,literalism,love
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Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this joke is just a teensy bit forced. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

glove,sweet nothings,similar sounding,mitten,love,smitten
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I... don't own gloves because I HAVE INCREDIBLY POOR CIRCULATION IN MY EXTREMITIES SO THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING ANYWAY. :( - Matty Malaprop

gifs,tender,lyrics,song,tinder,fire,similar sounding,love
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Valentine's Day was yesterday, sure, but the campiness of this joke is timeless if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,inappropriate,innuendo,love,on top,rambling,rant,scale,wtf
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You know what's really inappropriate here? The placement of the two text blurbs. NOT EVERYONE IS UP-DOWN DYSLEXIC, SUBMITTER. BE A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE NEXT TIME WILL YA? - Matty Malaprop

afraid,freud,literalism,love,Sigmund Freud,similar sounding
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Because sometimes a cigar is a terrifying phallic symbol. - Matty Malaprop

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