How to Keep the Fire Alive

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Valentine's Day was yesterday, sure, but the campiness of this joke is timeless if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Wintry Love

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I... don't own gloves because I HAVE INCREDIBLY POOR CIRCULATION IN MY EXTREMITIES SO THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING ANYWAY. :( - Matty Malaprop

And I You, Deer!

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And I hope, should I ever propose, that you'll gladly say "I doe." - Matty Malaprop

You Can Say That Again

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Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this joke is just a teensy bit forced. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

Still Better Than All of Mr. Freeze's Dialog, TBH

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Seems to me like Arnold will never get around to terminating his connection to Vista at this rate... - Matty Malaprop