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Valentine's Day was yesterday, sure, but the campiness of this joke is timeless if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop

Arnold Schwarzenegger,asta la vista,catchphrase,groan-inducing,i still love,love,similar sounding,still,terminator,vista
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Seems to me like Arnold will never get around to terminating his connection to Vista at this rate... - Matty Malaprop

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It's the kind of love -- the real, full, mature kind of love -- no manateen can ever really understand. - Matty Malaprop

Bad Joke Eel,cannot,double meaning,Hall of Fame,happiness,lingo,literalism,love,nothing,sports,tennis,unobtainable
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Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this joke is just a teensy bit forced. - Matty Malaprop

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