When Greg didn't respond, Bill just kept pressing the issue. What an ass. - Matty Malaprop

I have a guess at what's the matter: U is missing an umlaut with which to see! - Matty Malaprop

Stick with this two, punmasters. I know it's a little long, but I promise it will have you laughing the whole six minutes through. - Matty Malaprop

It's these kind of jokes that got the whole lot of "Pearls Before Swine" characters Exiled on Main Street to begin with. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe his love of vegetables is a contributing factor to his svelte physique? - Matty Malaprop

So what falls in the realm of "medium-length bread" then? A nice focaccia? - Matty Malaprop