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Stick with this two, punmasters. I know it's a little long, but I promise it will have you laughing the whole six minutes through. - Matty Malaprop

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So what falls in the realm of "medium-length bread" then? A nice focaccia? - Matty Malaprop

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By Cally (Via: Go Comics)
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It's these kind of jokes that got the whole lot of "Pearls Before Swine" characters Exiled on Main Street to begin with. - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe his love of vegetables is a contributing factor to his svelte physique? - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Nathan Bulmer
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When Greg didn't respond, Bill just kept pressing the issue. What an ass. - Matty Malaprop

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You get it? Because, like, his face is elongated, and stuff. - Matty Malaprop