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double meaning Hall of Fame homophone knead lolwut long lyric need pearls before swine punchline terrible the rolling stone you-cant-always-get-what-you-want - 5369861888
By Cally (Via Go Comics)
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It's these kind of jokes that got the whole lot of "Pearls Before Swine" characters Exiled on Main Street to begin with. - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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Stick with this two, punmasters. I know it's a little long, but I promise it will have you laughing the whole six minutes through. - Matty Malaprop

bottom Harry Potter literalism long neville longbottom short - 5027128064
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Maybe his love of vegetables is a contributing factor to his svelte physique? - Matty Malaprop

insensitive face long face long lolwut evil literalism - 7101517824
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When Greg didn't respond, Bill just kept pressing the issue. What an ass. - Matty Malaprop

bread double meaning length literalism long short shortbread - 4966674688
By Unknown
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So what falls in the realm of "medium-length bread" then? A nice focaccia? - Matty Malaprop

double meaning face literalism long surrealism u whats-the-matter - 5854468096
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I have a guess at what's the matter: U is missing an umlaut with which to see! - Matty Malaprop