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double meaning,face,literalism,long,surrealism,u,whats-the-matter
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I have a guess at what's the matter: U is missing an umlaut with which to see! - Matty Malaprop

bottom,Harry Potter,literalism,long,neville longbottom,short
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Maybe his love of vegetables is a contributing factor to his svelte physique? - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophone,knead,lolwut,long,lyric,need,pearls before swine,punchline,terrible,the rolling stone,you-cant-always-get-what-you-want
By Cally ( Via: Go Comics)
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It's these kind of jokes that got the whole lot of "Pearls Before Swine" characters Exiled on Main Street to begin with. - Matty Malaprop

face,FTW,hilarious,literalism,long,long face,obvious,question,stupid,why
By Unknown
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You get it? Because, like, his face is elongated, and stuff. - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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Stick with this two, punmasters. I know it's a little long, but I promise it will have you laughing the whole six minutes through. - Matty Malaprop

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