Because Depth Perception Has Never Been My Forté

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bread,double meaning,length,literalism,long,short,shortbread
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So what falls in the realm of "medium-length bread" then? A nice focaccia? - Matty Malaprop

Jeez Bill, What's Your F&%@ing Problem!?

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insensitive,face,long face,long,lolwut,evil,literalism
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When Greg didn't respond, Bill just kept pressing the issue. What an ass. - Matty Malaprop

I'd Like to Roll Some Stones at That Rat...

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double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophone,knead,lolwut,long,lyric,need,pearls before swine,punchline,terrible,the rolling stone,you-cant-always-get-what-you-want
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It's these kind of jokes that got the whole lot of "Pearls Before Swine" characters Exiled on Main Street to begin with. - Matty Malaprop

Inflationary Language

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Stick with this two, punmasters. I know it's a little long, but I promise it will have you laughing the whole six minutes through. - Matty Malaprop

Hilariously Stupid Pun FTW

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face,FTW,hilarious,literalism,long,long face,obvious,question,stupid,why
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You get it? Because, like, his face is elongated, and stuff. - Matty Malaprop

What a Surreal Conversation...

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double meaning,face,literalism,long,surrealism,u,whats-the-matter
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I have a guess at what's the matter: U is missing an umlaut with which to see! - Matty Malaprop

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