When Greg didn't respond, Bill just kept pressing the issue. What an ass. - Matty Malaprop
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So what falls in the realm of "medium-length bread" then? A nice focaccia? - Matty Malaprop
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It's these kind of jokes that got the whole lot of "Pearls Before Swine" characters Exiled on Main Street to begin with. - Matty Malaprop
Stick with this two, punmasters. I know it's a little long, but I promise it will have you laughing the whole six minutes through. - Matty Malaprop
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