What a Surreal Conversation...

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What a Surreal Conversation...
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I have a guess at what's the matter: U is missing an umlaut with which to see! - Matty Malaprop

Because Depth Perception Has Never Been My Forté

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Because Depth Perception Has Never Been My Forté
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So what falls in the realm of "medium-length bread" then? A nice focaccia? - Matty Malaprop

I'd Like to Roll Some Stones at That Rat...

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I'd Like to Roll Some Stones at That Rat...
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It's these kind of jokes that got the whole lot of "Pearls Before Swine" characters Exiled on Main Street to begin with. - Matty Malaprop

Inflationary Language

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Stick with this two, punmasters. I know it's a little long, but I promise it will have you laughing the whole six minutes through. - Matty Malaprop

Hilariously Stupid Pun FTW

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Hilariously Stupid Pun FTW
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You get it? Because, like, his face is elongated, and stuff. - Matty Malaprop

Nice Legs, Neville!

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Nice Legs, Neville!
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Maybe his love of vegetables is a contributing factor to his svelte physique? - Matty Malaprop