I have a guess at what's the matter: U is missing an umlaut with which to see! - Matty Malaprop
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When Greg didn't respond, Bill just kept pressing the issue. What an ass. - Matty Malaprop
So what falls in the realm of "medium-length bread" then? A nice focaccia? - Matty Malaprop
It's these kind of jokes that got the whole lot of "Pearls Before Swine" characters Exiled on Main Street to begin with. - Matty Malaprop
You get it? Because, like, his face is elongated, and stuff. - Matty Malaprop
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