Kimono Dragon

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kimono,komodo dragon,lolwut,similar sounding,misinterpretation
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I don't know, maybe a basic understanding of the difference between a komodo and a kimono? - Matty Malaprop

Execution is Everything

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all right,alright,cyanide and happiness,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,lolwut,right,saw
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Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

And Borg to Be Wild, For That Matter

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björn borg,born to be wild,literalism,lolwut,mullet,pro,professional,similar sounding,tennis,wilderness
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Hot damn, ladies and gentlemen! That mullet is so full of back-end party, the man deserves an umlaut on his umlaut! - Matty Malaprop

You're On My Last Nerve!

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double meaning,Hall of Fame,idiom,last,literalism,lolwut,nerve
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I'm not particularly certain why this person's last nerve is a rocket/missile/phallic-shaped-exploding-thing, but it's probably best not to ask... - Matty Malaprop