And Then My Hands Start to Slippy Off the Steering Column

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... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop

Pot Kettle Black

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Besides, Kettle has always considered his color to be more of a "dark gray." - Matty Malaprop

Sorry, I Was Trying to Koala Collect

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And Borg to Be Wild, For That Matter

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Hot damn, ladies and gentlemen! That mullet is so full of back-end party, the man deserves an umlaut on his umlaut! - Matty Malaprop

He's Been There for Hours and He's Just Bearly Starting to Color

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How many UV rays would a bare-bottomed bear soak up if a bare-bottomed bear soaked up UV rays? - Matty Malaprop

That's Strait Up Whack!

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You know what isn't funny like this pun? Siberian prison camps. - Matty Malaprop

The Last Air Vender

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