The Coffee Drink That Goes Down Ezio

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The Coffee Drink That Goes Down Ezio
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A great taste that won't disappoint, no matter your creed! - Matty Malaprop

No Bun Intended

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No Bun Intended
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Look on the bright side, Bruce! They may be gone, but at least they left you with a ton of dough! - Matty Malaprop

I Hissed (at) a Girl... And I Liked it

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I Hissed (at) a Girl... And I Liked it
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I mean, how could you not like her? Her songs are full of rapier wit and her meow-y voice is nigh irresistible! #Sarcasm - Matty Malaprop

Does This Mean He Can't Roll Twos?

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Does This Mean He Can't Roll Twos?
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Probably for the better that he can't. I hear the deuces are really wild around here. - Matty Malaprop