Sallie Mae is not your girlfriend, no matter how much you'd like to believe otherwise. - Matty Malaprop
Kind of a shame he didn't give chase in this particular situation. Boy's got a killer bank shot. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, I suppose you could always just try going to a bank, but that just seems so obvious... - Matty Malaprop
It always starts with Zorro down payments, but everything spirals out of control from there (and yeah yeah I know the Lone Ranger and Zorro are different leave me alone okay????). - Matty Malaprop
I Know You're Sick of Frozen Covers, But This One's Sung ...
Russian Roulette Without a Gun
Sometimes the Clues Aren't Obvious Enough
Jimmy Kimmel Asks the People of Austin, Texas if They're ...
St. Patrick's Day in Ireland is a Bit Less... Gaudy
Ireland Doesn't Need the Ridiculousness
Ugliest Tattoos: Miley Cyrus Literally Gets an Emoji on Her ...
Beware the Dangers of THCitrus
Some of These Disney Princesses are NOT Morning People
Steve Harvey Doesn't Pull Out
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more