I Ocelove Them Both

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I Ocelove Them Both
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What are you doing hanging out with a gross human, baby ocelot? Did you somehow manage to get yourself ocelost?? - Matty Malaprop

She's Gonna Grow Up to Oppress EVERYONE

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She's Gonna Grow Up to Oppress EVERYONE
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Honey! HONEY! I have some great news for you! We're pregnant with a ruthless dictator! - Matty Malaprop

Don't Even Ask About Big Wayne...

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Don't Even Ask About Big Wayne...
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It's a touchy subject that's primarily communicated using various different yo' mama jokes. Unpleasant and awkward, to say the least. - Matty Malaprop