Skull Kid used to be one of Link's connections, but he decided he was better off masking his identity under a less obvious pseudonym. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

... I'm just going to be honest and admit that this one took me more than a few seconds to get. And then I got it. And then I literally laughed out loud. And then my coworkers all glared at me and I curled into a ball on the floor and started weeping. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

What? Do you want an ocarina with a complete songbook while I'm at it? Kids these days... - Matty Malaprop

It does its job, but please do take care to not pull on it with too much triforce, lest it snap clean in two. - Matty Malaprop

... so I put a Link on a Lincoln on your Lincoln so you can get your Link on while you drive your Lincoln with Lincoln! - Matty Malaprop