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I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop

Fine Line
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And what if you're doing your homework with a sharpie? Then the line is decidedly not fine... CONUNDRUM!!!!1!11! - Matty Malaprop

By _C_A_T_
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Say what you will, but I still maintain the best ever pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" - Matty Malaprop

Ford got it right.
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Hey girl, do you want to save the environment? Because my reproductive rig runs on biodiesel! - Matty Malaprop

Teaching you how to pick up chicks.
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Did it hurt, when you fell from the arms of that creepy anthropomorphic pole-thing? - Matty Malaprop