No one ever said the puns I put on this site ever had to make any sense... but maybe they should have, because clearly I'm fond of things like this. - Matty Malaprop
What? You were expecting Usain? You know that's never how it works here! - Matty Malaprop
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Did it hurt, when you fell from the arms of that creepy anthropomorphic pole-thing? - Matty Malaprop
And what if you're doing your homework with a sharpie? Then the line is decidedly not fine... CONUNDRUM!!!!1!11! - Matty Malaprop
I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop
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Say what you will, but I still maintain the best ever pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" - Matty Malaprop
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