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And what if you're doing your homework with a sharpie? Then the line is decidedly not fine... CONUNDRUM!!!!1!11! - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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No one ever said the puns I put on this site ever had to make any sense... but maybe they should have, because clearly I'm fond of things like this. - Matty Malaprop

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By _C_A_T_
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Say what you will, but I still maintain the best ever pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" - Matty Malaprop

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Did it hurt, when you fell from the arms of that creepy anthropomorphic pole-thing? - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Adventures of Nan
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I really love that this joke both is and isn't. It's tautological but also a paradox! WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'M A NERD AND I'M READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THIS DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY GOD YOU'RE ALL SUCH HUGE JERKS! - Matty Malaprop

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I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop