Did it hurt, when you fell from the arms of that creepy anthropomorphic pole-thing? - Matty Malaprop
And what if you're doing your homework with a sharpie? Then the line is decidedly not fine... CONUNDRUM!!!!1!11! - Matty Malaprop
No one ever said the puns I put on this site ever had to make any sense... but maybe they should have, because clearly I'm fond of things like this. - Matty Malaprop
Hey girl, do you want to save the environment? Because my reproductive rig runs on biodiesel! - Matty Malaprop
I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop
I really love that this joke both is and isn't. It's tautological but also a paradox! WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'M A NERD AND I'M READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THIS DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY GOD YOU'RE ALL SUCH HUGE JERKS! - Matty Malaprop
What? You were expecting Usain? You know that's never how it works here! - Matty Malaprop
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