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Did it hurt, when you fell from the arms of that creepy anthropomorphic pole-thing? - Matty Malaprop

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Me and my friends do this to my roommate everytime he starts humming Dashboard Confessional's "Screaming Infidelities." You'd think he'd have learned by now... - Matty Malaprop

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No one ever said the puns I put on this site ever had to make any sense... but maybe they should have, because clearly I'm fond of things like this. - Matty Malaprop

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I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop

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Hey girl, do you want to save the environment? Because my reproductive rig runs on biodiesel! - Matty Malaprop