I mean, how much more boss can you get than being a god particle? - Matty Malaprop

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you now the next big trend to sweet the nation: Hybroplaning. - Matty Malaprop

I don't specifically know what would constitute performing an action in life LIKE A BIOS, but if it means I potentially defrag-ing all the mistakes I make on a daily basis, then I feel like I really, really need to figure it out. - Matty Malaprop

I think I would have enjoyed elementary school much more if Evil Knievel had been my bus driver. - Matty Malaprop

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