I mean, it would need AT LEAST a dozen more lens flares to even pass as a worthwhile Abrams facsimile. - Matty Malaprop

... that headline was supposed to be a play on "Use the Force, Luke!" WHAT KIND OF MONSTER HAVE I BECOME?? - Matty Malaprop

Um, I'm sorry, but you're being really rude right now. Everyone knows he prefers the term "huskysaber!" - Matty Malaprop

A brother to a pun of yore, but far more ferocious (and with flashier CG).

They say its fangs have enough force to slice a man in twain in mere seconds! - Matty Malaprop

Gotta hand it to those Sith Lords; they're total pros at fly fishing! - Matty Malaprop