They say its fangs have enough force to slice a man in twain in mere seconds! - Matty Malaprop
... that headline was supposed to be a play on "Use the Force, Luke!" WHAT KIND OF MONSTER HAVE I BECOME?? - Matty Malaprop
A brother to a pun of yore, but far more ferocious (and with flashier CG).
Um, I'm sorry, but you're being really rude right now. Everyone knows he prefers the term "huskysaber!" - Matty Malaprop
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Gotta hand it to those Sith Lords; they're total pros at fly fishing! - Matty Malaprop
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