Punmaster WinterLove111 says: "Choose carefully..."
Why choose? Just tie the knot and let your lifeblood bleed out slowly! - Matty Malaprop
I mean, seriously, it's not even level with the bowl's brim! - Matty Malaprop
Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop
Maybe this is the real reason 2Pac got shot? - Matty Malaprop
NOOOOOOOOOOOO you didn't even fish the toy out from the bottom first YOU ARE A MONSTER! - Matty Malaprop
Milton Jones shares his punny standup.