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Via: Pleated Jeans
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO you didn't even fish the toy out from the bottom first YOU ARE A MONSTER! - Matty Malaprop

Untitled
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I mean, seriously, it's not even level with the bowl's brim! - Matty Malaprop

Via: Grant Snider
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ICWUDT, Grant Snider. And now I want an Eccentric Old Age Cycle SO FREAKIN' BADLY. Thanks a lot, jerkface. - Matty Malaprop

Hear Comes the Bride
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Punmaster WinterLove111 says: "Choose carefully..."

Why choose? Just tie the knot and let your lifeblood bleed out slowly! - Matty Malaprop