But Really, Its Good That It Isnt

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LIES!!!

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And he's a downright saint, to boot! Why, just last week he helped my mother repot her begonias in the parlor! - Matty Malaprop

Here Lies Jack Donaghy

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... in more ways than one, I mean. - Matty Malaprop

This is Slander!

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Your Uncle Was Kind of An Ass...

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I don't care if it's a cute mnemonic device, pedretta. Your uncle's explanation is FULL OF LIES, and for that he ought be punished. - Matty Malaprop