She knows Kung Fu. But you probably shouldn't ask her to show you. - Matty Malaprop

Oh... I SEE IT'S FUNNY B/C OUTHOUSES AND DEER SIGNS AND LETTER-SHAPE-THINGS. - Matty Malaprop

Without the mustache, Swan Ronson would be little more than Swan Bacon to his above inspiration. - Matty Malaprop

Today we're going to be talking about the important differences between upper and lower cases, but I promise you I'm going to keep this lecture brief. - Matty Malaprop

Though his beats were considered by many to be completely sick, DJ Salinger's career was ultimately self-dismantled after numerous accusations of him being a "phony" started to affect his creative process. - Matty Malaprop

Further proof that bigotry in all forms is just a bunch of craps. - Matty Malaprop