Know the Difference?

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case,double meaning,letters,literalism,lower,lowercase,upper,uppercase
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Today we're going to be talking about the important differences between upper and lower cases, but I promise you I'm going to keep this lecture brief. - Matty Malaprop

These Letters Are Always Pretty Crappy

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colloquialism,dear john letter,deer,double meaning,johns,letters,literalism,slang
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Oh... I SEE IT'S FUNNY B/C OUTHOUSES AND DEER SIGNS AND LETTER-SHAPE-THINGS. - Matty Malaprop

Dyslexia is Kyink

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She knows Kung Fu. But you probably shouldn't ask her to show you. - Matty Malaprop

Technically it's a Spoonerism...

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... or maybe it's just a spoonfulerism, because I eat both for breakfast every morning. - Matty Malaprop

Spell it Out

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acronym,chemistry cat,letters,phosphorous,recipe,spelling,sulfur,uranium,word,yttrium
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Say it with me, everyone: If you seek Chemistry Cat. - Matty Malaprop

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