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Oh... I SEE IT'S FUNNY B/C OUTHOUSES AND DEER SIGNS AND LETTER-SHAPE-THINGS. - Matty Malaprop

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Though his beats were considered by many to be completely sick, DJ Salinger's career was ultimately self-dismantled after numerous accusations of him being a "phony" started to affect his creative process. - Matty Malaprop

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She knows Kung Fu. But you probably shouldn't ask her to show you. - Matty Malaprop

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... or maybe it's just a spoonfulerism, because I eat both for breakfast every morning. - Matty Malaprop