These Letters Are Always Pretty Crappy

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Oh... I SEE IT'S FUNNY B/C OUTHOUSES AND DEER SIGNS AND LETTER-SHAPE-THINGS. - Matty Malaprop

Know the Difference?

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case,double meaning,letters,literalism,lower,lowercase,upper,uppercase
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Today we're going to be talking about the important differences between upper and lower cases, but I promise you I'm going to keep this lecture brief. - Matty Malaprop

PrejuDICE

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Further proof that bigotry in all forms is just a bunch of craps. - Matty Malaprop

Remix Feat. Franny & Zooey

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Though his beats were considered by many to be completely sick, DJ Salinger's career was ultimately self-dismantled after numerous accusations of him being a "phony" started to affect his creative process. - Matty Malaprop

Technically it's a Spoonerism...

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... or maybe it's just a spoonfulerism, because I eat both for breakfast every morning. - Matty Malaprop