They Got the Ticker Headline Wrong!

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Clearly what they were trying to say was "SREAKING NEWB REPORTB: OSAMA SIN LADEN DEAD," right? - Matty Malaprop

Remix Feat. Franny & Zooey

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Though his beats were considered by many to be completely sick, DJ Salinger's career was ultimately self-dismantled after numerous accusations of him being a "phony" started to affect his creative process. - Matty Malaprop

Dyslexia is Kyink

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She knows Kung Fu. But you probably shouldn't ask her to show you. - Matty Malaprop

Further Proof That the Mustache Makes the Man

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Without the mustache, Swan Ronson would be little more than Swan Bacon to his above inspiration. - Matty Malaprop