Further Proof That the Mustache Makes the Man

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Without the mustache, Swan Ronson would be little more than Swan Bacon to his above inspiration. - Matty Malaprop

Dyslexia is Kyink

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She knows Kung Fu. But you probably shouldn't ask her to show you. - Matty Malaprop

Talking Carp!

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Boasting makes you do so.

Spell it Out

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Say it with me, everyone: If you seek Chemistry Cat. - Matty Malaprop

PrejuDICE

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Further proof that bigotry in all forms is just a bunch of craps. - Matty Malaprop

These Letters Are Always Pretty Crappy

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Oh... I SEE IT'S FUNNY B/C OUTHOUSES AND DEER SIGNS AND LETTER-SHAPE-THINGS. - Matty Malaprop

Y Is The Double Agent Of The Alphabet

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