What horrible predicament has fate let Lusitania upon the world this time? - Matty Malaprop
Less well-known than the canonical archangles are their more shapely counterparts: Isosceles, Scalene and Equilateral. - Matty Malaprop
It's just like the Spielberg classic, only the theme music's trademark duh-nuhs are replaced with purr-purrs. - Matty Malaprop
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Down with foreign policy! Up with delicious victuals! - Matty Malaprop
This scientific breakthrough displeased one particular group more than all the others: the birds. They're as angry as they've ever been now. - Matty Malaprop
Brought to you by my inimitable home state Montana, where both math and meth are big big problems. #SELFBURNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH - Matty Malaprop
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