Parents: the OG-est of trolls. - Matty Malaprop

Trolling is a art.

Unless that's an awkwardly shaped piece of cinnamon in a cup of cocoa, I'm not particularly interested. Thanks for the offer though, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster bigfatTs says: "The bustiest animal in Africa."

I'd bless those rains down in Africa, if you know what I mean. #IDon'tEvenKnowWhatIMean - Matty Malaprop

Just don't make him the wrong kind of smoothy. I hear if you do that, he'll punish you by taking away your blending forever. - Matty Malaprop

THAT ONE LETTER. THAT ONE DAMNED LETTER ALWAYS RUINS EVERYTHING. - Pedobear Portmanteau

I mean, sure, this isn't how the business cat meme works at all, but maybe the OP was just high on nip? - Matty Malaprop

Poetry and prose AND GO-GO BOOTS? Quoth my paycheck: "Nevermore." - Matty Malaprop