The Walking Dad

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The Walking Dad
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It might not be the most riveting story in the universe, but it certainly is a shoo-in for the most paternal. - Matty Malaprop

Cool Slogan, Bro

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Cool Slogan, Bro
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One percent of people notice 99 percent of all grammar and spelling errors on the interwebs. #OccupyMerriam-Webster - Matty Malaprop

Scary Lobsters And Nice Shrimp

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Scary Lobsters And Nice Shrimp
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I apologize for the Skrillex overload on the site of late... so here's some palate-cleansing "dubstep" for you. - Matty Malaprop

[youtube="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCmhPydD7zw"]

Only Made for Cuban Puns

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Only Made for Cuban Puns
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Just don't try and argue with the man, unless you want to magically "disappear" quicker than a Che of light. - Matty Malaprop