It's a Good Letter

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It's a Good Letter
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Understanding the nuances of the letter R in the pirate lexicon is really an ARRRRRRRRRtform in and of itself. - Matty Malaprop

Only Made for Cuban Puns

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Only Made for Cuban Puns
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Just don't try and argue with the man, unless you want to magically "disappear" quicker than a Che of light. - Matty Malaprop

Fixed It!

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Fixed It!
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Trufax: Sign "i"s cost $12.50 a piece. Sign periods cost a dollar just! - Matty Malaprop

God Hates Figs

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God Hates Figs
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It's in the Bible, folks, so it has to be true. - Matty Malaprop

He's an Olympian Alumnus

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He's an Olympian Alumnus
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Zeus must be so proud; his lil' boy just graduated with an MS in PUNCHING DEMONS IN THE FACE. - Matty Malaprop

Best Branding Ever?

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Best Branding Ever?
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But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop