It's Your Go-To Guide for Morning CARRRRdio

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difference,Hall of Fame,Johnny Depp,letter,literalism,orlando bloom,pilates,pirates,Pirates of the Caribbean,replacement,similar sounding
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Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop

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Care For One?

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letter,literalism,tea,cup,homophone,double meaning,t
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Unless that's an awkwardly shaped piece of cinnamon in a cup of cocoa, I'm not particularly interested. Thanks for the offer though, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

I Hear Sato Designed the Prototype

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amon,Avatar,bend,bender,blend,blender,letter,similar sounding,The Legend of Korra
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Just don't make him the wrong kind of smoothy. I hear if you do that, he'll punish you by taking away your blending forever. - Matty Malaprop

Pedobear is Disappoint

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difference,disappoint,Hall of Fame,homophone,letdown,letter,miners,minors,pedobear
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THAT ONE LETTER. THAT ONE DAMNED LETTER ALWAYS RUINS EVERYTHING. - Pedobear Portmanteau