Only Made for Cuban Puns

Favorite
astronomical,cuban,cube,Fidel Castro,homophones,letter,N,similar sounding
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Just don't try and argue with the man, unless you want to magically "disappear" quicker than a Che of light. - Matty Malaprop

God Hates Figs

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ä,bible,derogatory,fig newtons,figs,god,Hall of Fame,hates,I,letter,peeps,similar sounding
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It's in the Bible, folks, so it has to be true. - Matty Malaprop

Pedobear is Disappoint

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difference,disappoint,Hall of Fame,homophone,letdown,letter,miners,minors,pedobear
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THAT ONE LETTER. THAT ONE DAMNED LETTER ALWAYS RUINS EVERYTHING. - Pedobear Portmanteau

Hello Cleveland!

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extra,letter,literalism,pattern,similar sounding,spinal,spinal tap,tape
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He's an Olympian Alumnus

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clash of the titans,class,difference,letter,literalism
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Zeus must be so proud; his lil' boy just graduated with an MS in PUNCHING DEMONS IN THE FACE. - Matty Malaprop

That's Comedy Goldfish, Right There

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aquarium,betta fish,boo,carp,crap,dyslexia,fish,fish tank,Hall of Fame,letter,scared,shocked,surprise,switching
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Best Branding Ever?

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added letter,brand,comparison,contrast,differences,gtfo,Hall of Fame,letter,lolwut,meme,post it,post its,similar sounding,t
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But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop