lemons

aid double meaning homophones lemonade lemons morbid visualization
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He's a fighter, I'll give him that, but the shrapnel is literally squeezing the life out of him! If we don't get him to a medic before he runs out of juice, then I fear he'll be nothing but a bloody pulp by nightfall. - Matty Malaprop

adage dyslexia dyslexic gives Hall of Fame hypothetical if Lame Pun Coon lemons life melons meme then
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Oh lame pnu cono... what would we here at So Mcuh Pnu ever do withtou oyu? - Matty Malaprop

adage aid lemming lemmings lemonade lemons lolwut similar sounding suffix
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Because improvement and constructed crittercism always go paw-in-paw. - Matty Malaprop

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adage brand cereal double meaning lemons life literalism name when life gives you lemon when life gives you lemons
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Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop