It's the drink of choice to help you wash down the opiate of the masses. - Matty Malaprop
Because improvement and constructed crittercism always go paw-in-paw. - Matty Malaprop
Source: Inky Girl
Lemmy had a wife and kids and a nice home on Citrus avenue, but when the tech bubble burst, his attitude turned sour, and now he's peeled out on the streets. - Matty Malaprop
He's a fighter, I'll give him that, but the shrapnel is literally squeezing the life out of him! If we don't get him to a medic before he runs out of juice, then I fear he'll be nothing but a bloody pulp by nightfall. - Matty Malaprop
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