Think about this the next time you ask for a refreshing beverage! - Matty Malaprop

And for years I just thought my coworkers were trying to troll me! I really don't understand why their tastes for Lemon Party got so soured... - Matty Malaprop

Lemmy had a wife and kids and a nice home on Citrus avenue, but when the tech bubble burst, his attitude turned sour, and now he's peeled out on the streets. - Matty Malaprop

Just make sure you don't mix him with Mean Mr. Mustard, and you'll be fine. - Matty Malaprop