The Dark Side of a Lemon Drop

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The Dark Side of a Lemon Drop
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Think about this the next time you ask for a refreshing beverage! - Matty Malaprop

Imagine Singing Citrus; It's Easy if You Try

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Imagine Singing Citrus; It's Easy if You Try
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Just make sure you don't mix him with Mean Mr. Mustard, and you'll be fine. - Matty Malaprop

Lemon Party

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Lemon Party
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And for years I just thought my coworkers were trying to troll me! I really don't understand why their tastes for Lemon Party got so soured... - Matty Malaprop

He Couldn't Handle the Daily Rind

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He Couldn't Handle the Daily Rind
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Lemmy had a wife and kids and a nice home on Citrus avenue, but when the tech bubble burst, his attitude turned sour, and now he's peeled out on the streets. - Matty Malaprop