Did you try throwing it in a barrel and pushing it down a river? I hear that method is generally slightly more successful. - Matty Malaprop
He was the last reference tool in the world, and felt like he had nothing left to lose after the pandemic took from him his beloved compass, Rose. - Matty Malaprop
Is this the part where the laugh track kicks in? - Matty Malaprop
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