You Should Have Grabbed it as it Was Russian Away!

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You Should Have Grabbed it as it Was Russian Away!
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Did you try throwing it in a barrel and pushing it down a river? I hear that method is generally slightly more successful. - Matty Malaprop

Like a Pokémon, or An Epic Fiction

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Like a Pokémon, or An Epic Fiction
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He was the last reference tool in the world, and felt like he had nothing left to lose after the pandemic took from him his beloved compass, Rose. - Matty Malaprop