Without him, the rest of the band is just too dazed and confused to do anything! They're really in a jam because of this! - Matty Malaprop

And I'll fight anyone who tries to call them duracellouts. - Matty Malaprop

Nice try, submitter. But show me a genuine-article lead pencil in this day and age and I'll show you a potential lawsuit waiting to happen! - Matty Malaprop