He's quite good at it; I'm just upset that he's better at investing than I am! Can you at least force him to give me free lessons? - Matty Malaprop
In this time-worn clash of titans, there are never any winners. - Matty Malaprop
He's only gonna warn you once before he teaches you a lesson you'll never froget. - Matty Malaprop
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You can express your disapproval all you want, lady-in-the-photo, but we all know the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. - Matty Malaprop
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