Better than that crazy crooner from Sweden though. Talk about a real loon! - Matty Malaprop
Ambiguous language? Stuffy, hot rooms? Laundromats and pr0n films are totally the same thing! - Matty Malaprop
I'm told it says mandarin, but since I don't speak Chinese, I Cantonese really be certain of that. - Matty Malaprop
I've heard it's a pretty rigorous exam. Maybe you should try getting a tutor. I know this guy in Paris; he'll let you into his study zone if you ask nicely! - Matty Malaprop
Eh, I'm just clownin' around. I have no idea what these two penguins are saying! - Matty Malaprop
Is it weird that my only real takeaway from this whole thing was the mental image of frozen meerkats? - Matty Malaprop
I mean, the whole thing seems pretty straightforward and bass-ic to me. - Matty Malaprop
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