Stick with this two, punmasters. I know it's a little long, but I promise it will have you laughing the whole six minutes through. - Matty Malaprop
Better than that crazy crooner from Sweden though. Talk about a real loon! - Matty Malaprop
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Is it weird that my only real takeaway from this whole thing was the mental image of frozen meerkats? - Matty Malaprop
I'm told it says mandarin, but since I don't speak Chinese, I Cantonese really be certain of that. - Matty Malaprop
Ambiguous language? Stuffy, hot rooms? Laundromats and pr0n films are totally the same thing! - Matty Malaprop
I've heard it's a pretty rigorous exam. Maybe you should try getting a tutor. I know this guy in Paris; he'll let you into his study zone if you ask nicely! - Matty Malaprop
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