Milton Jones shares his punny standup.
I've heard it's a pretty rigorous exam. Maybe you should try getting a tutor. I know this guy in Paris; he'll let you into his study zone if you ask nicely! - Matty Malaprop
Stick with this two, punmasters. I know it's a little long, but I promise it will have you laughing the whole six minutes through. - Matty Malaprop
So please, stop crowing over my request and please comb over your attitude. - Matty Malaprop
Is it weird that my only real takeaway from this whole thing was the mental image of frozen meerkats? - Matty Malaprop
I mean, the whole thing seems pretty straightforward and bass-ic to me. - Matty Malaprop
Eh, I'm just clownin' around. I have no idea what these two penguins are saying! - Matty Malaprop
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