Cute. But I'm pretty sure they'd still get devoured by a Jaguar in a street race. - Matty Malaprop
It's fuel-efficient, fast and sexy as all hell. The only drawback: Burning wool smells a whole lot worse than burning rubber. - Matty Malaprop
He just kept thinking: "What would I have to do to be able to live life on the lam?" - Matty Malaprop
That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop
It keeps itself beneath the lid, or else it gets the toast again. - Matty Malaprop
If you keep working toward your goals, I'm sure everything wool turn out just fine! - Matty Malaprop
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