Or if she's kinky and aggressive and Russian and finds herself aroused by Dostoevsky, then she's more like a Marmeladom! - Matty Malaprop
I'm sorry... you seem to be implying there's a difference between the two? Have you NOT seen the Tim Burton Batman film? - Matty Malaprop
... you might even call her a vixen. - Matty Malaprop
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