Ladies Love

By _C_A_T_ (Via: Humor Train)
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It's not a great love to have, but once you're in deep there's just no getting out of it. - Matty Malaprop

Birches be crazy.
By Minx
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If it is, then I guess that means we here at So Much Pun willow you an apology. - Matty Malaprop

(Try the veal, etc.)

Itches love a good scratch
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You might even say the itch was tickled to receive such a present. - Matty Malaprop

They Sure Do. ;)
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Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop