Yes, But They Prefer 4x4s

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Yes, But They Prefer 4x4s
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It's not a great love to have, but once you're in deep there's just no getting out of it. - Matty Malaprop

Are You Sure That Ain't a Willow?

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Are You Sure That Ain't a Willow?
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If it is, then I guess that means we here at So Much Pun willow you an apology. - Matty Malaprop

(Try the veal, etc.)

I Think They Just Like Getting Plowed

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I Think They Just Like Getting Plowed
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Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop

Itches and Clothes

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Itches and Clothes
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You might even say the itch was tickled to receive such a present. - Matty Malaprop