Oh man, you're right! This pie looks terribly unwell... just look at those red spots pepperoni-ing his skin! - Matty Malaprop
I suppose cleaning battle suits would require a pretty supernatural solvent... - Matty Malaprop
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When you're hiking in the woods, it's always good to make sure you're hydrated and energized to the core. - Matty Malaprop
In all fairness to myself (because I'm clearly the most important person here), you really haven't lived until you've tried my Cuttlefish-horseradish scramble! - Matty Malaprop
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