I Will Possess Your Heart...

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I Will Possess Your Heart...
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... after I pry it from your chest with my meth-induced superhuman strength. - Matty Malaprop

I Wouldn't Want to See a Meth Lab, Then...

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I Wouldn't Want to See a Meth Lab, Then...
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The physics lab, on the other hand, would probably be quite a gravity-defying sight to behold! - Matty Malaprop

We'll Calculate Our KaRPM While Driving

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We'll Calculate Our KaRPM While Driving
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But how will you see where to throw your line through your debilitating cataracts? - Matty Malaprop

Equally Dangerous

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Equally Dangerous
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Science lab protip: always wear shoes.