... after I pry it from your chest with my meth-induced superhuman strength. - Matty Malaprop
The physics lab, on the other hand, would probably be quite a gravity-defying sight to behold! - Matty Malaprop
But how will you see where to throw your line through your debilitating cataracts? - Matty Malaprop
Science lab protip: always wear shoes.
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