Next Step: Ctrl+X

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Next Step: Ctrl+X
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Anyone know the hot keys for "dice?" I keep pressing Ctrl+D, but all it does is terminate my food... - Matty Malaprop

No Ware to Run, No Ware to Hide

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No Ware to Run, No Ware to Hide
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They didn't manage to off their first victim, though they did leave him visibly shaken afterward. - Matty Malaprop

Punny Humor is Always to Die For!

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Punny Humor is Always to Die For!
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I guess this is just further proof that dull people can never appreciate truly sharp wit. - Matty Malaprop

See more paneled puniness over at Comixed!

The Surname That Keeps On Giving

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The Surname That Keeps On Giving
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If her last name was Witherspatula, do you think we'd still have to suffer these cliché puns quite as frequently? - Matty Malaprop