No Ware to Run, No Ware to Hide

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salt,knife,cliché,homophones,weapon,deadly weapon,assault
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They didn't manage to off their first victim, though they did leave him visibly shaken afterward. - Matty Malaprop

Next Step: Ctrl+X

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Command,double meaning,edit,filter,knife,literalism,Photo,photoshop,sharpen
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Anyone know the hot keys for "dice?" I keep pressing Ctrl+D, but all it does is terminate my food... - Matty Malaprop

The Surname That Keeps On Giving

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cliché,double meaning,Hall of Fame,knife,Reese Witherspoon,similar sounding,spoon,with
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If her last name was Witherspatula, do you think we'd still have to suffer these cliché puns quite as frequently? - Matty Malaprop

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