Punny Humor is Always to Die For!

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I guess this is just further proof that dull people can never appreciate truly sharp wit. - Matty Malaprop

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Next Step: Ctrl+X

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Command,double meaning,edit,filter,knife,literalism,Photo,photoshop,sharpen
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Anyone know the hot keys for "dice?" I keep pressing Ctrl+D, but all it does is terminate my food... - Matty Malaprop

No Ware to Run, No Ware to Hide

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They didn't manage to off their first victim, though they did leave him visibly shaken afterward. - Matty Malaprop

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