He's a superhero god AND he knows how to tickle the ivories? Color me impressed! - Matty Malaprop

Now now Mr. Keyboard, we both know tantrums like this are no way to escape your problems. - Matty Malaprop

Corgnelius seems to think that joke fell short... just like his legs OMG CORGIZ R SO CYOOOOT!!!!!!1!!!11 - Matty Malaprop

L-key-hoLism is a very serious issue. If you know someone who suffers from it, make sure to write a Letter to a LocaL counseLor to see what you can do to heLp. - Matty MaLaprop

... but can he Heskeep me satisfied? - Matty Malaprop

I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop