Maybe you can give it a good home, Jay. After all, I bet baby Blue Ivy would love to have a P to the Uzzo S to the iSsay around the house to play with! - Matty Malaprop
In other news, Kanye West used the ol' Nietzsche defense to dodge a lawsuit recently, so basically my life is complete?
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It's my favorite song by Prawnye West and Cray-Sea. - Matty Malaprop
♪ On the yellow brick road / the coldest story ever writ / somewhere far along this road he lost his limbs / to a witch so wicked/ how could she be so wicked? ♪ - Matty Malaprop
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