If I may mince languages for a second, I really must say that he really is a very bella roo! - Matty Malaprop
... but it's not really an asset hound, is it? I mean, wouldn't an asset hound be a plastic basset hound bank? #literalismFAIL - Matty Malaprop
But I'm going to NOPE all the way to the bank if you tell me this great beast has two hearts. - Matty Malaprop
LENIN. LENIN. NOT LENINE. UGGGGGGGGGGGH WORST TYPO. - Matty Malaprop
It does what it says on the label. - Matty Malaprop
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