Welcome to Minsk

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Welcome to Minsk
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If I may mince languages for a second, I really must say that he really is a very bella roo! - Matty Malaprop

Asset Hound

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Asset Hound
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... but it's not really an asset hound, is it? I mean, wouldn't an asset hound be a plastic basset hound bank? #literalismFAIL - Matty Malaprop

It's Obviously Bigger on the Inside

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It's Obviously Bigger on the Inside
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But I'm going to NOPE all the way to the bank if you tell me this great beast has two hearts. - Matty Malaprop

John Lenin

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John Lenin
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LENIN. LENIN. NOT LENINE. UGGGGGGGGGGGH WORST TYPO. - Matty Malaprop