But I'm going to NOPE all the way to the bank if you tell me this great beast has two hearts. - Matty Malaprop

He's a fearsome god, but he'd probably be more fearsome with glasses. He's painfully Mjolnir-sighted. - Matty Malaprop

TWO ES! TWO ES! AAAAAACK. - Matty Malaprop

LENIN. LENIN. NOT LENINE. UGGGGGGGGGGGH WORST TYPO. - Matty Malaprop

Seems accurate to me. Missing teeth and all. #biased - Matty Malaprop

Maybe my taste is just too picky, but a lovely Italian meal sounds a lot more appealing to me than a night at the Ackbar. - Matty Malaprop

I'm just gonna leave this here... - Matty Malaprop