I'll tell you the rest of the joke in a minute, I promise, but I need to get over the hurdle that is the lead in first. - Matty Malaprop
Is this some kind of sick joke? Why is it that everything I do just isn't quite good enough for you!? (crey) - Matty Malaprop
... it would be funnier though if OP knew how to SPELL DEVELOPED CORRECTLY. - Matty Malaprop
Get off the falcon stage, you hack! The only thing you're preying on is our brain cells! - Matty Malaprop
Note the quotes in my headline. That's the title of this video. I think these two have a wildly different opinion than myself re: the meaning of "best." - Matty Malaprop
If the comments on this post deteriorate into a "Who's on first" gag, I swear to god punmasters... - Matty Malaprop
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