Make Yourself a(t) Home!

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Given my history with Ikea product assembly, I'm mostly positive I'll never net this gig... - Matty Malaprop

I Wonder if They'll Call Back...

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Sadly, this isn't the first time he sat his pants during an important interview... - Matty Malaprop

Some Even Say He Was Made for It!

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He spent a good decade working in the banking industry, but a motion within his company to start charging farmers fees for their annual harvests was the last straw.

SOMEBODY CALL HR!

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DON'T CALL THAT NUMBER MAN HE HAS A COMBOVER AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COMBOVER HAS BEEN!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop