WATCH THE THRONE

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badword in paris,ball,crawl,find,fine,Jay Z,lyrics,song,Watch the Throne
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One thing Jay-Z and this baby definitely have in common: They both have AMAZING cribs. - Matty Malaprop

Seafood in Paris

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cray,crayfish,double meaning,fish,Jay Z,kanye west,literalism,lyrics,n-words in paris,parody,song,Watch the Throne
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It's my favorite song by Prawnye West and Cray-Sea. - Matty Malaprop

Celebrity Name Puns, Round One Zillion

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double meaning,elton john,Hall of Fame,Jay Z,replacement,similar sounding,Steve Martin,surname,surnames
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It's funny b/c Steve Martin jokes are roughly as funny as fart jokes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! - Matty Malaprop

Felines in Paris

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answer,cray,Hall of Fame,Jay Z,kanye west,lyrics,question,similar sounding,song,stray
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Maybe you can give it a good home, Jay. After all, I bet baby Blue Ivy would love to have a P to the Uzzo S to the iSsay around the house to play with! - Matty Malaprop

Cindy Lou Who Even Gives a F*ck?

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99 problems,book,cindy-lou who,dr seuss,grinch,how the grinch stole christmas,Jay Z,lyric,song
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You do however have the problem of only being slightly larger than a Christmas ornament... you might wanna work on that, honey. - Matty Malaprop

WRAP ME!

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99 problems,gift,Hall of Fame,Jay Z,lyric,not a problem,parody,similar sounding,song
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So much of a not-problem in fact that I didn't even mind paying 65 for a 64-dollar gift. - Matty Malaprop

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