So much of a not-problem in fact that I didn't even mind paying 65 for a 64-dollar gift. - Matty Malaprop
You do however have the problem of only being slightly larger than a Christmas ornament... you might wanna work on that, honey. - Matty Malaprop
Maybe you can give it a good home, Jay. After all, I bet baby Blue Ivy would love to have a P to the Uzzo S to the iSsay around the house to play with! - Matty Malaprop
It's my favorite song by Prawnye West and Cray-Sea. - Matty Malaprop
One thing Jay-Z and this baby definitely have in common: They both have AMAZING cribs. - Matty Malaprop
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