But why is the birdseed gone!!?! - Matty Malaprop

What, you were expecting something different? On a network that worships Johnny Depp? Now that is funny. - Matty Malaprop

We are very much alike, you and I. I and you. Potato. - Matty Malaprop

Johnny, Honey, you really oughta get that vestigial monstrosity taken care of! Maybe Sweeney Todd could help you snip it off? - Matty Malaprop

Captain Barbossa & Captain Jack Sparrow