Captain Barbossa & Captain Jack Sparrow
But why is the birdseed gone!!?! - Matty Malaprop
What, you were expecting something different? On a network that worships Johnny Depp? Now that is funny. - Matty Malaprop
Johnny, Honey, you really oughta get that vestigial monstrosity taken care of! Maybe Sweeney Todd could help you snip it off? - Matty Malaprop
We are very much alike, you and I. I and you. Potato. - Matty Malaprop
This Brave, Incredible Man Took a Photo of Himself Everyday ...
30 of the Most Ridiculous Examples of Fallout Logic
Dorkly Tackles Disney Sex Scenes in a Way You'll Wish You'd ...
What Would Facebook Look Like if it Didn't Have All the Stuff ...
All Youtubers Can Learn a Lesson From This Guy
Brake Checking the Vehicle Way Heavier Than Yours: Still ...
Is There Even A Cuter Puppy With Hiccups Right Now?
Yelp Can Also be a Review Site for Annoying Customers
This Texas Lawmaker Probably Should Have Cut the Mic Before ...
Here's How These 15 Celebrities Prepared for Prom
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more