Just Doughn't Do Anything Drastic, Okay?

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Just Doughn't Do Anything Drastic, Okay?
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Contrary to most cutters, it might behoove this bummed-out bread to go across the street, NOT down the road. - Matty Malaprop

More emo schadenfreude over here!

The Hold Steady Wrote a Song About This!

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The Hold Steady Wrote a Song About This!
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No, seriously Pocket Puns, Craig Finn has your number. Don't call him; he'll call you. - Matty Malaprop