Well, That's Ironic...

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Well, That's Ironic...
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They keep him (?) employed because he's the best salesperson in the whole galaxy. - Matty Malaprop

Surprise! It Was Fool's Gold the Whole Time!

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Surprise! It Was Fool's Gold the Whole Time!
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Feel free to steel this one the next time you need to employ a metal-related pun and impress your friends. - Matty Malaprop