Iron Man the Avenger

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He may be able to stop a god and his army, but sadly he can't avenge your failing chemistry grade. - Matty Malaprop

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Iron Maiden

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Their music is true metal, flat-out. - Matty Malaprop

The Best Way to Pump Iron in the Comfort of Your Own Home

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It may not help you get swole, but at least you'll be a lard-ass who is always wrinkle-free! - Matty Malaprop

Iron-E

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The Gridding's a Bit Different in Belgium, Though

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Nothing beats a steaming heap of starch-filled waffles in the morning, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

The Best You Can Do is Steel Yourself for the Worst

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He's a Stay-at-Home Dad

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Tony Stark? More like TONY STARCH! #lololololololwaitthatwasn'tevenveryfunny - Matty Malaprop