Hers is a Heavy Metal Marriage

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Gives a whole new meaning to the idea of a gay housewife, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

The Best Way to Pump Iron in the Comfort of Your Own Home

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It may not help you get swole, but at least you'll be a lard-ass who is always wrinkle-free! - Matty Malaprop

Surprise! It Was Fool's Gold the Whole Time!

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Feel free to steel this one the next time you need to employ a metal-related pun and impress your friends. - Matty Malaprop

She's a Fe-Male!

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I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop

He's a Stay-at-Home Dad

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Tony Stark? More like TONY STARCH! #lololololololwaitthatwasn'tevenveryfunny - Matty Malaprop

Iron Man the Avenger

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He may be able to stop a god and his army, but sadly he can't avenge your failing chemistry grade. - Matty Malaprop

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