The Gridding's a Bit Different in Belgium, Though

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Nothing beats a steaming heap of starch-filled waffles in the morning, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Iron Maiden

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Their music is true metal, flat-out. - Matty Malaprop

Inflection is Important

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These two heroes may have letter-for-letter identical names, but I assure you there's a stark contrast between them. - Matty Malaprop

The Best Way to Pump Iron in the Comfort of Your Own Home

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It may not help you get swole, but at least you'll be a lard-ass who is always wrinkle-free! - Matty Malaprop

He's a Stay-at-Home Dad

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Tony Stark? More like TONY STARCH! #lololololololwaitthatwasn'tevenveryfunny - Matty Malaprop