... does this mean Jobs died a virgin like Newton did? - Matty Malaprop
Looks... tasty? Copy-pasty? Like a total waste-y (of money)? I don't even know with this one, punmasters. I don't even know. - Matty Malaprop
Maybe the weird-sounding commandments were just victims of Google Translate's imperfections? - Matty Malaprop
Let's be clear: Outside of the literal interpretation of the conjunction of these two symbols, the iPad is in no way, shape or form a thing even remotely as good as an actual apple pie. - Matty Malaprop
But can it run Angry Birds? IT BETTER F*CKING RUN ANGRY BIRDS.
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