But She Still Uses Dial-Up, So She Can't Receive Kahlos

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But She Still Uses Dial-Up, So She Can't Receive Kahlos
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Mindless web browsing is a pretty fine way to spend a Frida night, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Reason Number 1,307,248 Not to Trust Craigslist

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Reason Number 1,307,248 Not to Trust Craigslist
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The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

Not As Exciting as a Safari, But Oh Well...

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Not As Exciting as a Safari, But Oh Well...
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And I'd prefer he be a Firefox, but sigh, you can't always get what you want. - Matty Malaprop

IE is on Safari

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IE is on Safari
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Do you think he might be on the prowl for the elusive Firefox? I bet he wants to mount its taxidermied head to the wall of his Opera. - Matty Malaprop

Hate to Break it to You, But Your Mama's Dead

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Hate to Break it to You, But Your Mama's Dead
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Also, you may be the cutest spider in existence, but I'm still going to stomp the sh*t out of you if I ever see you on the street.

Love, Matty Malaprop

YOU'RE A MONSTER!

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YOU'RE A MONSTER!
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The digital age has not been kind to this poor and hungry beast. - Matty Malaprop

Curse You, Delicious Sopa!

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Curse You, Delicious Sopa!
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I've been stewing about this blasphemous broth of legislation for months now. - Matty Malaprop