YOU'RE A MONSTER!

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YOU'RE A MONSTER!
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The digital age has not been kind to this poor and hungry beast. - Matty Malaprop

Surfing the Net

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Surfing the Net
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Please, someone, Rule 34 this. Don't post it on this site. Don't e-mail it to me. Just do it please, so that I'll know in the back of my mind that it's been done. - Matty Malaprop

I'm More Partial to Mimicking Magpies

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I'm More Partial to Mimicking Magpies
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... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop

Hate to Break it to You, But Your Mama's Dead

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Hate to Break it to You, But Your Mama's Dead
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Also, you may be the cutest spider in existence, but I'm still going to stomp the sh*t out of you if I ever see you on the street.

Love, Matty Malaprop

Not As Exciting as a Safari, But Oh Well...

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Not As Exciting as a Safari, But Oh Well...
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And I'd prefer he be a Firefox, but sigh, you can't always get what you want. - Matty Malaprop