YOU'RE A MONSTER!

Favorite
computer,cookies,Cookie Monster,delete,double meaning,Hall of Fame,internet,option
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The digital age has not been kind to this poor and hungry beast. - Matty Malaprop

But She Still Uses Dial-Up, So She Can't Receive Kahlos

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browse,eye,eyebrows,Hall of Fame,homophone,internet,literalism,similar sounding,surf,unibrow
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Mindless web browsing is a pretty fine way to spend a Frida night, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Wat, Indeed

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Hall of Fame,homophone,internet,lingo,lolwat,wat,watt,weird,wtf
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Color me about as confused as humanly possible re: this one. Anyone care to illuminate it for me? - Matty Malaprop

Not As Exciting as a Safari, But Oh Well...

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browser,dogs,double meaning,explorer,Hall of Fame,internet,literalism,puppy,windows
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And I'd prefer he be a Firefox, but sigh, you can't always get what you want. - Matty Malaprop

Hate to Break it to You, But Your Mama's Dead

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double meaning,internet,literalism,mother,spider,web,world wide web
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Also, you may be the cutest spider in existence, but I'm still going to stomp the sh*t out of you if I ever see you on the street.

Love, Matty Malaprop

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