internet

Ad blonde blue eyes body creepy description double meaning face female Hall of Fame internet literalism lolwut model personal - 5121543168
By -Ghost-
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame homophone internet lingo lolwat wat watt weird wtf - 6469856512
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Color me about as confused as humanly possible re: this one. Anyone care to illuminate it for me? - Matty Malaprop

computer cookies Cookie Monster delete double meaning Hall of Fame internet option - 4611814656
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

The digital age has not been kind to this poor and hungry beast. - Matty Malaprop

book idiom internet literalism lolwut net request Rule 34 scholastic surfing - 5260391424
By ray677
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Please, someone, Rule 34 this. Don't post it on this site. Don't e-mail it to me. Just do it please, so that I'll know in the back of my mind that it's been done. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning internet literalism mother spider web world wide web - 5768020480
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Also, you may be the cutest spider in existence, but I'm still going to stomp the sh*t out of you if I ever see you on the street.

Love, Matty Malaprop

browser cat Command computer copy copycat copying double meaning internet literalism option right click - 4809849344
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop