Mindless web browsing is a pretty fine way to spend a Frida night, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop
And I'd prefer he be a Firefox, but sigh, you can't always get what you want. - Matty Malaprop
Do you think he might be on the prowl for the elusive Firefox? I bet he wants to mount its taxidermied head to the wall of his Opera. - Matty Malaprop
Also, you may be the cutest spider in existence, but I'm still going to stomp the sh*t out of you if I ever see you on the street.
The digital age has not been kind to this poor and hungry beast. - Matty Malaprop
I've been stewing about this blasphemous broth of legislation for months now. - Matty Malaprop
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