Beneath his cruel exterior, he's really just too chicken to even try to make friends. - Matty Malaprop

He'll make you wish you'd never been born. - Matty Malaprop

Let it go, Jeff. Richard is clearly just a potato who can't take a hint. - Matty Malaprop

Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

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I couldn't have reviewed the book any better myself. - Matty Malaprop

If you're the kind of person who gets squeamish over literary violence, you'd best keep scrolling. - Matty Malaprop

This is eggsactly the thing I needed to brighten my otherwise dreary day! - Matty Malaprop