Talk About a Buckshot

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bear,dear,deer,Hall of Fame,homophone,homophones,insult,insults,literalism,nested,oh dear,reaction,unbearable
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Black bear just got burned so hard, he's going to need a winter's worth of hibernation for his creys. - Matty Malaprop

This is Bound to End Badly

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book,bound,double meaning,insult,literalism,paper,scroll,spine,spineless
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If you're the kind of person who gets squeamish over literary violence, you'd best keep scrolling. - Matty Malaprop

Do It. I Dare You.

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He'll make you wish you'd never been born. - Matty Malaprop

When Urine it, Urine it To Win it!

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contest,double meaning,insult,literalism,pee,suffix
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That a piss-off is synonymously known as a sword fight lends the word rapier a whole bunch of different awkward connotations. Ew. - Matty Malaprop

Fifty Shades Of...

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apt,fifty shades of grey,gay seal,Hall of Fame,insult,meme,similar sounding
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I couldn't have reviewed the book any better myself. - Matty Malaprop