Talk About a Buckshot

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Talk About a Buckshot
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Black bear just got burned so hard, he's going to need a winter's worth of hibernation for his creys. - Matty Malaprop

I Swear That Woman is the Devil in Disguise...

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I Swear That Woman is the Devil in Disguise...
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Man, what is it with all these TAs with strange names? Helen Waite for my English class, and Fa Kyerself for my philosophy class... - Matty Malaprop

When Urine it, Urine it To Win it!

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When Urine it, Urine it To Win it!
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That a piss-off is synonymously known as a sword fight lends the word rapier a whole bunch of different awkward connotations. Ew. - Matty Malaprop

This is Bound to End Badly

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This is Bound to End Badly
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If you're the kind of person who gets squeamish over literary violence, you'd best keep scrolling. - Matty Malaprop

The Truth Hurts?

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The Truth Hurts?
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Or maybe, lacking any sharp edges, it just harmlessly bounces off? - Matty Malaprop