SMP CLASSIC: Confused Shark is Confused

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Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop

Following Instructions to the Letter

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CURSE YOU PORK & CARAMELISED CHESTNUT STUFFING I DID EXACTLY AS YOU COMMANDED SO WHY WILL YOU STILL NOT COOK FOR ME?? - Matty Malaprop

The Step-by-Step Instructions Really Help

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Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop

Just Following Instructions

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Your son may not be able to think creatively, but at least you know he can understand basic instructions. - Matty Malaprop

These Damn Instructions Don't Work!

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Either they printed the wrong label on my box, or I'm really out of shapes... - Matty Malaprop

I've Got a Hot Date Tonight

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And every night of the week if I want, as long as I swing by my local co-op first! #CREYINGANDREGLOBBING5EVA - Matty Malaprop