IS HUMAN SUFFERCAKETION JUST TOO INHUMANE FOR YOU CREEPY FACELESS DAD MAN? - Matty Malaprop
P.S. Anyone know who drew this? Let me know in the comments!
Either they printed the wrong label on my box, or I'm really out of shapes... - Matty Malaprop
Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop
Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop
Just make sure they give you an epidooral before the whole process starts and you'll be fine. - Matty Malaprop
Such inconsequential-yet-poignant acts of civil disobedience never fail to lift my spirits. - Matty Malaprop