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IS HUMAN SUFFERCAKETION JUST TOO INHUMANE FOR YOU CREEPY FACELESS DAD MAN? - Matty Malaprop

P.S. Anyone know who drew this? Let me know in the comments!

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When inspiration calls, a true artist has no choice but to heed its words. - Matty Malaprop

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And every night of the week if I want, as long as I swing by my local co-op first! #CREYINGANDREGLOBBING5EVA - Matty Malaprop

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Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop

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Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop

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Wait, it's that easy? THEN HOW HAVE I BEEN SINGLE FOR SO LONG????? - Matty Malaprop

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