SMP CLASSIC: Confused Shark is Confused

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SMP CLASSIC: Confused Shark is Confused
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Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, Doctors/Nurses/Hospital Staff

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ICWUDT, Doctors/Nurses/Hospital Staff
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Just make sure they give you an epidooral before the whole process starts and you'll be fine. - Matty Malaprop

Just Following Instructions

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Just Following Instructions
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Your son may not be able to think creatively, but at least you know he can understand basic instructions. - Matty Malaprop

The Step-by-Step Instructions Really Help

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Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop

As You Wish, My Muses

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As You Wish, My Muses
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When inspiration calls, a true artist has no choice but to heed its words. - Matty Malaprop

Following Instructions to the Letter

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Following Instructions to the Letter
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CURSE YOU PORK & CARAMELISED CHESTNUT STUFFING I DID EXACTLY AS YOU COMMANDED SO WHY WILL YOU STILL NOT COOK FOR ME?? - Matty Malaprop

How to Get a Hot Date

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How to Get a Hot Date
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Wait, it's that easy? THEN HOW HAVE I BEEN SINGLE FOR SO LONG????? - Matty Malaprop