Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop
Just make sure they give you an epidooral before the whole process starts and you'll be fine. - Matty Malaprop
Your son may not be able to think creatively, but at least you know he can understand basic instructions. - Matty Malaprop
Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop
When inspiration calls, a true artist has no choice but to heed its words. - Matty Malaprop
CURSE YOU PORK & CARAMELISED CHESTNUT STUFFING I DID EXACTLY AS YOU COMMANDED SO WHY WILL YOU STILL NOT COOK FOR ME?? - Matty Malaprop
Wait, it's that easy? THEN HOW HAVE I BEEN SINGLE FOR SO LONG????? - Matty Malaprop
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