Either they printed the wrong label on my box, or I'm really out of shapes... - Matty Malaprop
Wait, it's that easy? THEN HOW HAVE I BEEN SINGLE FOR SO LONG????? - Matty Malaprop
Just make sure they give you an epidooral before the whole process starts and you'll be fine. - Matty Malaprop
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And every night of the week if I want, as long as I swing by my local co-op first! #CREYINGANDREGLOBBING5EVA - Matty Malaprop
Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop
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