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By Unknown
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Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Just make sure they give you an epidooral before the whole process starts and you'll be fine. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Homestuck
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IS HUMAN SUFFERCAKETION JUST TOO INHUMANE FOR YOU CREEPY FACELESS DAD MAN? - Matty Malaprop

P.S. Anyone know who drew this? Let me know in the comments!

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Your son may not be able to think creatively, but at least you know he can understand basic instructions. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Such inconsequential-yet-poignant acts of civil disobedience never fail to lift my spirits. - Matty Malaprop

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