Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop
Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop
IS HUMAN SUFFERCAKETION JUST TOO INHUMANE FOR YOU CREEPY FACELESS DAD MAN? - Matty Malaprop
P.S. Anyone know who drew this? Let me know in the comments!
Either they printed the wrong label on my box, or I'm really out of shapes... - Matty Malaprop
When inspiration calls, a true artist has no choice but to heed its words. - Matty Malaprop
Wait, it's that easy? THEN HOW HAVE I BEEN SINGLE FOR SO LONG????? - Matty Malaprop
Such inconsequential-yet-poignant acts of civil disobedience never fail to lift my spirits. - Matty Malaprop
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