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Just make sure they give you an epidooral before the whole process starts and you'll be fine. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Homestuck
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IS HUMAN SUFFERCAKETION JUST TOO INHUMANE FOR YOU CREEPY FACELESS DAD MAN? - Matty Malaprop

P.S. Anyone know who drew this? Let me know in the comments!

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Via: F*** Yeah Albuquerque
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And every night of the week if I want, as long as I swing by my local co-op first! #CREYINGANDREGLOBBING5EVA - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop

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Your son may not be able to think creatively, but at least you know he can understand basic instructions. - Matty Malaprop

dinner,directions,double meaning,film,Hall of Fame,instructions,literalism,microwave,microwave dinner,misinterpretation,remove,sleeve
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CURSE YOU PORK & CARAMELISED CHESTNUT STUFFING I DID EXACTLY AS YOU COMMANDED SO WHY WILL YOU STILL NOT COOK FOR ME?? - Matty Malaprop

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