These two heroes may have letter-for-letter identical names, but I assure you there's a stark contrast between them. - Matty Malaprop
Inflection is everything. It would behoove you to remember that in the future, Porky. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Matthew says: "Okay it's actually Steve Martin on sunshine, if you want to be a martinette about it."
Normally I'd be the nitpicker here, but I quite like the misattribution in this case, so I'll let it slide. - Matty Malaprop
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