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bread,cliché,double meaning,horse,in,inbred,literalism
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Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

question,in,n sync,answer,directions,similar sounding,sink,homophones
Via: Gershwinning
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You know, D*shwäsher, the Hungarian ambient post-kraut post-hardcore post-rock band with the four flautists! - Matty Malaprop

admiral,fell,homophone,in,inn,name
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In my dreams, this particular establishment is decked out with hundreds of pieces of art depicting the poor admiral drowning. Is that weird or something? - Matty Malaprop

in,just,justin,Justin Timberlake,literalism,similar sounding,time
By Jenin Doubt
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SERIOUSLY J-TIMBS WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GIVE US A FUTURE-FUTURESEX WE'VE BEEN WAITING 5EVA!!!!11!!!!1! - Matty Malaprop

umbrella,in,frankenstein,similar sounding,literalism,frankenstorm
By Unknown
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(pushes up glasses) Actually, the monster doesn't not technically have a name, so this joke doesn't work because it's actually Frankenstein's-Monster-in-Storm... (end rant) - Matty Malaprop

diamond,dime,Hall of Fame,homophones,in,literalism,misinterpretation,ring,similar sounding
Via: Reddit
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In the case of these finger-flairs, they really are a dime a dozen! - Matty Malaprop

bread,double meaning,homophones,in,inbred,jack russell terrier,literalism
Via: Reddit
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He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

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