Maybe He Pressed Jobs Too Hard?

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Maybe He Pressed Jobs Too Hard?
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After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, Kinda Creepy Restaurant Establishment

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ICWUDT, Kinda Creepy Restaurant Establishment
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So do you want me to pay you with money, or pizza? The lack of specificity here is killing me. - Matty Malaprop

Let's Hope He Knows How to Swim Then!

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Let's Hope He Knows How to Swim Then!
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In my dreams, this particular establishment is decked out with hundreds of pieces of art depicting the poor admiral drowning. Is that weird or something? - Matty Malaprop

One Step Closer to the Hedge

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One Step Closer to the Hedge
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It's kinda like that Flash game "Achievement Unlocked!" Except it's not fun and you can only click one thing and it's soundtracked by one of the worst "rap-rock" bands to ever exist. Oh f*ing boy. - Matty Malaprop

Frankenstein

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Frankenstein
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The most telling thing about this, I think, is that when Frank's in stein, he's his own monster. OH MY GOD SO META AND DEEEEEEEP. - Matty Malaprop

It's Always Sunny at ROFLrazzi!

In the End, The Pun is Still a Cliché

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In the End, The Pun is Still a Cliché
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Apparently the Derp who made this rage comic didn't bother checking our archives... but I'm flattered he felt compelled to send it here first! - Matty Malaprop