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bread cliché double meaning horse in inbred literalism
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Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

danny devito frank frankenstein homophone homophones in its-always-sunny-in-phil its always sunny in philadelphia literalism stein
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The most telling thing about this, I think, is that when Frank's in stein, he's his own monster. OH MY GOD SO META AND DEEEEEEEP. - Matty Malaprop

It's Always Sunny at ROFLrazzi!

apple cider double meaning homophones in information insider literalism
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After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop

double meaning in literalism sketchy slide tip weird
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So do you want me to pay you with money, or pizza? The lack of specificity here is killing me. - Matty Malaprop

diamond dime Hall of Fame homophones in literalism misinterpretation ring similar sounding
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In the case of these finger-flairs, they really are a dime a dozen! - Matty Malaprop

admiral fell homophone in inn name
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In my dreams, this particular establishment is decked out with hundreds of pieces of art depicting the poor admiral drowning. Is that weird or something? - Matty Malaprop