FRANK-IN-STORM

Favorite
umbrella,in,frankenstein,similar sounding,literalism,frankenstorm
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(pushes up glasses) Actually, the monster doesn't not technically have a name, so this joke doesn't work because it's actually Frankenstein's-Monster-in-Storm... (end rant) - Matty Malaprop

Cuz Dime-ins Are a Girl's Best Friend

Favorite
diamond,dime,Hall of Fame,homophones,in,literalism,misinterpretation,ring,similar sounding
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In the case of these finger-flairs, they really are a dime a dozen! - Matty Malaprop

One Step Closer to the Hedge

Favorite
band,double meaning,in,link,linkin park,literalism,name,park
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It's kinda like that Flash game "Achievement Unlocked!" Except it's not fun and you can only click one thing and it's soundtracked by one of the worst "rap-rock" bands to ever exist. Oh f*ing boy. - Matty Malaprop

Let's Hope He Knows How to Swim Then!

Favorite
admiral,fell,homophone,in,inn,name
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In my dreams, this particular establishment is decked out with hundreds of pieces of art depicting the poor admiral drowning. Is that weird or something? - Matty Malaprop

Because They've Clearly Never Listened to the Band D*shwäsher Before

Favorite
question,in,n sync,answer,directions,similar sounding,sink,homophones
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You know, D*shwäsher, the Hungarian ambient post-kraut post-hardcore post-rock band with the four flautists! - Matty Malaprop