Cuz Dime-ins Are a Girl's Best Friend

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In the case of these finger-flairs, they really are a dime a dozen! - Matty Malaprop

That's Sadly Not Enough to Reserve a John Wilkes Booth...

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A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop

F'in A

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It's an expletive within an expletive! - Matty Malaprop

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