Is There Such a Thing as a Right Weasley?

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Is There Such a Thing as a Right Weasley?
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He's Soulless AND Weasel-y. I'm not convinced there's any right to be found in him, really. - Matty malaprop

Impasta!!

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Impasta!!
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Um... it looks like perfectly real pasta to me... - Matty Malaprop

Or an Antipasta, Depending on the Level of Fakeness

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Or an Antipasta, Depending on the Level of Fakeness
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Yes, pasta falsity has levels. DON'T QUESTION ME ON THIS ONE OKAY I'M ITALIAN I KNOW THESE THINGS. - Matty Malaprop