Acidwut you did there, sir. And it was far, far better than the awful thing I just did. - Matty Malaprop

Because Pokémon Black and White are not as ethnically inclusive as they really ought to be. - Matty Malaprop

PROTIP: Attempting to smuggle Cuban Nip into the United States is the antithesis of a good idea. - Matty Malaprop

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