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Let's just hope it doesn't Fall while perched on such an awkward precipice. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm not saying it's not an inaccurate recapitulation of the year... I just think it rings a bit hollow, you know? - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Pleated Jeans
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To each his own and yadda yadda, but I've always preferred pinky jinxing myself. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Crankshaft
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You can use a joke like this time and again, but its humor value will always be evergreen. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Julia Segal
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You have a job, but it doesn't feel like a career... you live in a house, but it seldom feels like a Homer... man, BEING ALIVE IS REALLY ROUGH. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm not particularly certain why this person's last nerve is a rocket/missile/phallic-shaped-exploding-thing, but it's probably best not to ask... - Matty Malaprop

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