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But what are you then, pray tell, if you're part of the solvent? - Matty Malaprop
What do you think this is, Sticky? The Feeding of the Multitude? - Matty Malaprop
You gotta wonder how much he practiced this particular stupid human trick... - Matty Malaprop
Oh, I'm sorry, you were expecting me to foot your bill? How droll! - Matty Malaprop
I mean, that IS the moral of "The Tortoise and the Hare," right? Right? - Matty Malaprop
But this Corona stuff ain't gonna fly! How about you have the barkeep whip me up a top-shelf Manhattan? - Matty Malaprop
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