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couch couch potatoes double meaning idiom literalism potato potatoes - 6145868800
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Raising a child always causes an unfortunate kind of famine for your energy levels. - Matty Malaprop

brand double meaning Hall of Fame idiom laundry laundry detergent literalism tides turned - 6491689728
Via: Pleated Jeans
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It took us a while to clean up our act, but now your efforts will hamper ours no longer! - Matty Malaprop

double meaning idiom literalism time waist waste - 6414701056
By xyzpdq1
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... you get it? Because her belt his hiked up, or whatever. Teehee. I'm clever. Except OH WAIT THAT CLOCK ISN'T POINTING TO NOON CRAP. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Dastardly Psychotic Prankster
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HAVE YOU NO DECENCY MADAME THREE-PRONGS??? - Matty Malaprop

beside himself double meaning drum idiom Joy literalism present - 5400479488
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"Is this some kind of trick," he wondered, "some kind of snare meant to catch me off my guard?" - Matty Malaprop