You can use a joke like this time and again, but its humor value will always be evergreen. - Matty Malaprop
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Love is all about getting over one's hangups, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop
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I guess mine doesn't have quite the same ring to it... - Matty Malaprop
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