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double meaning idiom literalism time waist waste - 6414701056
By xyzpdq1
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... you get it? Because her belt his hiked up, or whatever. Teehee. I'm clever. Except OH WAIT THAT CLOCK ISN'T POINTING TO NOON CRAP. - Matty Malaprop

pearls wisdom idiom literalism pearls of wisdom - 6964657408
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As opposed to porcelain beads of knowledge, or something. - Matty Malaprop

2012 Olympics double meaning idiom keeper literalism olympics soccer - 6459071744
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I mean, she's pretty, funny, intelligent, athletic... but there's something about her that just rubs me the wrong way. Like, she just seems way too possessive sometimes, you know? - Matty Malaprop

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double meaning idiom literalism pinky pinky swear swear - 6203085824
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To each his own and yadda yadda, but I've always preferred pinky jinxing myself. - Matty Malaprop