A Match Made In Heaven

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And here we've finally found the true source of an angel's light. - Matty Malaprop

But Not Hard Cash, Since it Was Merely Refrigerated

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I mean, it makes sense to keep such a quantity of bills in the fridge though. After all, no one ever wants their assets to be frozen. - Matty Malaprop

Ladies and Gentlemen: Math!

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Or at least math in my cray-cray brain-parts. - Matty Malaprop

But I Don't Think You're Ready for This Jelly

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Punmasters, what is your jam for the day? Mine is "Tracks (Tall Bodies)" by Chelsea Wolfe. - Matty Malaprop

Whatever, I Do What I Want!

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You gotta wonder how much he practiced this particular stupid human trick... - Matty Malaprop

Far More Fervent Than a Pinky Promise

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To each his own and yadda yadda, but I've always preferred pinky jinxing myself. - Matty Malaprop