Far More Fervent Than a Pinky Promise

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To each his own and yadda yadda, but I've always preferred pinky jinxing myself. - Matty Malaprop

H2Overwhelming Arrogance

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If his ego is gigallontic already, I'd hate to see him full to the brim... - Matty Malaprop

Flippin' the Bird

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I tend to get this angry only after I go on bad dates with cheep chicks. - Matty Malaprop

Think Big. No, Bigger. Wait, Too Big. Reign it in a Bit, Will Ya?

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I was really just curious why you showed up for work three hours late, but let's slap a patent on these bad boys and go to town! - Matty Malaprop

It's a Corner We've Already Passed, Actually

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Let's just hope it doesn't Fall while perched on such an awkward precipice. - Matty Malaprop