idiom

Via: Completely Serious Comics
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

You gotta wonder how much he practiced this particular stupid human trick... - Matty Malaprop

How rude!
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

I tend to get this angry only after I go on bad dates with cheep chicks. - Matty Malaprop

Untitled
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

That's the M. Night Shamalamadoodlypop twist ending: Horatio is the victim! I guess you could say he deserves it, for all of the punishing burns he applies to other people. #Wampwamp - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

But this Corona stuff ain't gonna fly! How about you have the barkeep whip me up a top-shelf Manhattan? - Matty Malaprop

I'M ON A ROLL, B*TCHES!
Via: fav.me
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

I mean, I know I'm nitpicking here, but seriously. THIS PUN WOULD BE SO MUCH FUNNIER FOR ME IF ONLY I KNEW WHAT KIND OF ROLL YOU WERE LITERALLY ON LADY! - Matty Malaprop