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I'm so sorry I posted this you guys... it's just that sometimes I just can't help but give in to the acorniest of jokes. - Matty Malaprop

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You may be a nigh-unreadable tome of mutilated language, but you deserve fairer treatment than this! - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, that IS the moral of "The Tortoise and the Hare," right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

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On this particular team, there apparently are no eyes either. - Matty Malaprop

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"Is this some kind of trick," he wondered, "some kind of snare meant to catch me off my guard?" - Matty Malaprop

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Drop any preconceived negative notions you might have about temp workers. If you have a job you need done, Magnum here will get it taken care of, guaranteed. - Matty Malaprop

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