Far More Fervent Than a Pinky Promise

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To each his own and yadda yadda, but I've always preferred pinky jinxing myself. - Matty Malaprop

H2Overwhelming Arrogance

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If his ego is gigallontic already, I'd hate to see him full to the brim... - Matty Malaprop

Pearls of Wisdom

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As opposed to porcelain beads of knowledge, or something. - Matty Malaprop

Slow and Steady Spares the Shocks

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I mean, that IS the moral of "The Tortoise and the Hare," right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

Think Big. No, Bigger. Wait, Too Big. Reign it in a Bit, Will Ya?

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idea,idiom,misinterpretation,literalism,double meaning,big idea
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I was really just curious why you showed up for work three hours late, but let's slap a patent on these bad boys and go to town! - Matty Malaprop

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