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idiom,literalism,nutshell,2012
By Unknown
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I'm not saying it's not an inaccurate recapitulation of the year... I just think it rings a bit hollow, you know? - Matty Malaprop

idiom,similar sounding,bark,blight,bite,tree,leaves
Via: Crankshaft
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You can use a joke like this time and again, but its humor value will always be evergreen. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,Hall of Fame,idiom,last,literalism,lolwut,nerve
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I'm not particularly certain why this person's last nerve is a rocket/missile/phallic-shaped-exploding-thing, but it's probably best not to ask... - Matty Malaprop

idiom,it,literalism,nail,Nailed It,nails
By xyzpdq1
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What a sad sight. But on the plus side, I won my bet with Bradley, who swore to me that It was screwed! - Matty Malaprop

idea,idiom,misinterpretation,literalism,double meaning,big idea
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I was really just curious why you showed up for work three hours late, but let's slap a patent on these bad boys and go to town! - Matty Malaprop

I,idiom,literalism,no i in team,team
By xyzpdq1
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On this particular team, there apparently are no eyes either. - Matty Malaprop

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