Some People Just Can't Leaf Well Enough Alone

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You can use a joke like this time and again, but its humor value will always be evergreen. - Matty Malaprop

You're On My Last Nerve!

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I'm not particularly certain why this person's last nerve is a rocket/missile/phallic-shaped-exploding-thing, but it's probably best not to ask... - Matty Malaprop

But You Hung Me Out to Dry...

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Love is all about getting over one's hangups, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

And Sometimes its Radiance Stings

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Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Pictures and Bad Puns

But Not Hard Cash, Since it Was Merely Refrigerated

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I mean, it makes sense to keep such a quantity of bills in the fridge though. After all, no one ever wants their assets to be frozen. - Matty Malaprop

Natural Sweetener, I'm a Roof Over Your Head!

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I guess mine doesn't have quite the same ring to it... - Matty Malaprop