Have a Cup of Courage!

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Have a Cup of Courage!
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Side effects may include: cowardice, canine DNA and fleas. - Matty Malaprop

Good to Know

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Good to Know
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But what are you then, pray tell, if you're part of the solvent? - Matty Malaprop

I Gotta Roll

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I Gotta Roll
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What do you think this is, Sticky? The Feeding of the Multitude? - Matty Malaprop

Whatever, I Do What I Want!

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Whatever, I Do What I Want!
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You gotta wonder how much he practiced this particular stupid human trick... - Matty Malaprop

Drinks Are on the House Tonight!

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Drinks Are on the House Tonight!
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Oh, I'm sorry, you were expecting me to foot your bill? How droll! - Matty Malaprop

Slow and Steady Spares the Shocks

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Slow and Steady Spares the Shocks
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I mean, that IS the moral of "The Tortoise and the Hare," right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

You Can Say That Again!

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You Can Say That Again!
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But this Corona stuff ain't gonna fly! How about you have the barkeep whip me up a top-shelf Manhattan? - Matty Malaprop