idiom

double meaning,full of himself,glass,h2o,half full,idiom,water
Via: Pleated Jeans
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If his ego is gigallontic already, I'd hate to see him full to the brim... - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,gun,hired,idiom,literalism
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Drop any preconceived negative notions you might have about temp workers. If you have a job you need done, Magnum here will get it taken care of, guaranteed. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,flies,Hall of Fame,idiom,literalism,time,time-flies-when-youre-ha,time-flies-when-youre-having-fun
Via: Something of That Ilk
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Or as it goes in my little corner of Cheezburger HQ: "Groans fly when you're crackin' puns!" - Matty Malaprop

clothes,hang,hanger,hanging,hung,hung up,idiom,literalism
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Love is all about getting over one's hangups, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,drinks,house,idiom,literalism,misinterpretation,on the house
Via: Reddit
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Oh, I'm sorry, you were expecting me to foot your bill? How droll! - Matty Malaprop

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