If you think Magnum's looking good, then you should see how well those old doberman PInschers at the Robin's Nest aged! - Matty Malaprop
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The second he starts singing a sexy version of "Happy Birthday" in his native wizard-tongue, I swear to god I'm out. - Matty Malaprop
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