With Great Facial Hair Comes Great Responsibility

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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

The Non-Vanilla Ices

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Further proof that they are both waaaaaaaaaay cooler than their caucasian counterpart. - Matty Malaprop

What Happens When You Ask for One Ice Cube

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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop

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